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Martina Navratilova at the US Open presents . . .

- - From Volume 1 - -

... and HERE'S
Problem Lady

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..and you thought girls didn't have ... oh, never mind!
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Dear Problem Lady . . .

Dear Problem Lady,
What gives with the New York Times ?
They put a big old galoot punching out
a coach at the top of PAGE ONE
(of the front page, mind you!) --- in FULL COLOR
on the same day U Conn got their record breaking
streak broken. U Conn had a little squib. Would they
get a big fat color photo at the top of the front page
if Swin Cash took a marble pastry roller and clocked
some creep of a reporter with the all male press
pool (is it all male?) and then went and torched
the arena flag with a Bic she grabs from one of the
75 pockets those guys have on their comely
fly fishing vests and runs around dumping ice buckets
on girl scouts making up the honor guard ?
THEN would SHE get women's basketball above the fold ?
And week long video replayed to music ?
And lots and lots of AM air time ?

----- Outraged in Albany

Dear Outraged in Albany ,
Yeah.
----Problem Lady




Dear Problem Lady,
I keep looking at the Chicken Cam
(Martina Navratilova at the US Open, Volume 2) for John McEnroe
and can't seem to find him! I haven't
heard a peep (no pun intended) out of him since
the Trump offer. Do you think there's such a thing as a Worm Cam ?

------ Searching in Staten Island

Dear Searching in Staten Island,
Oh you kid !
No, I haven't heard of a Worm Cam but if we
put the web-maven on it I'm sure she'd come
up with an infra-red something or other !
----Problem Lady

I am going on vacation to write for sportsfem.com.
Please visit them to read more charming letters !






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