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Martina Navratilova at the US Open presents . . .

- - From Volume 2 - -

AND ... Back by Popular Demand is. . .

Problem Lady

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(This is from 2001 - ed.)

Dear Problem Lady . . .

Dear Problem Lady,
I just heard a vicious rumor that our only
November tennis tournament in the Big Apple
is moving to Germany!
My entire fall social season has been devastated
by this news! The hard-to-get Rainbow Room
tables I reserved for those after game
get togethers until 2005 are now going to
sitting useless. Some dog show people I suppose are
going to be gabbing away there.... while I sit in front
of 6 second re-caps on ESPN 2 !
Tell me it ain't so!
--- Crushed in Queens

Dear Crushed in Queens,
You think you have a problem!
What about my 21 Club reservations with
the private wine steward? And the meet-the-press luncheon
at 21? And the "Fashion On First" charity
auction of Martina Navratilova's 1975 car coat
collection? I'm the em-cee! I foraged
thrift shops from Bavaria to Boulder for those!
Consider yourself lucky, sister.
----Problem Lady



Dear Problem Lady,
I wanted to go to Madison Square Garden to see
the WTA stars play finals but now I hear this
is the last Chase Championships in the U.S..
I have to go to every match and re-live the
excitement in my diary in my drab future
without live in-door tennis in
November! How will I ever get tickets
at this late date?

--- Heartbroken in Hoboken

Dear Heartbroken in Hoboken,
They don't call me Problem Lady for nothin'!
Here's your tickets! And you get a big discount too
if you mention this CODE: NOW NY .
----Problem Lady

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