How do you like this site?
LOUSEY
Ho-Hum
The Bees' Knees
The Beatles at Shea
Would you like an interactive CHAT with
Martina Navratilova?
I'd sure like to see one!
Who?
I would stay glued to my screen to see
every word she says!
So would WE but WE aren't in the Loop!
Do you like lima beans?
YES
NO
(hey, I told you I'm learning HTML!)
If Martina Navratilova and the Williams sisters went against
John McEnroe and John Madden who do you think
would wind up winning in a game of paint-ball gun war?
The guys.
The more fit, active, intelligent women.
If Mr. T had his own action doll
and Michael Jordan had a movie
with Bugs Bunny the WTA stars
should, any day now . . .
Get a box on "Hollywood Squares"
Get on a set of Topps trading cards
Guest star on 'Saturday Night Live'
Get to be on a reality tv show.
How old are you?
I know who Margaret Court is.
I collected Green Stamps.
I followed Martina Navratilova on
regular TV
because there were no VCRs.
Huh? Weren't VCRs as old as TVs?
What are Green Stamps?
I know who Martina Navratilova is
because she's in the Subaru commercial.
I think Anna Kournakova's Wimbledon material.
Any comments?